以前也引述過這玩意兒，來自我個人非常喜歡的冷面笑匠David Letterman主持的Late Show with David Letterman，實在是蠻爆笑的，大家不妨看看：
Top Ten Signs an NBA Game Is Fixed
10. Game begins 20 minutes before visiting team arrives
比賽在客隊到球場前20分鐘就提前開始9. Tip-off always goes to the player with the largest salary
開賽跳球永遠是最高薪的球員跳到8. At the end of the first quarter, the score is 179 to 2
第一節終了的比數是179比27. Missed three-pointers count for two points if they're "pretty close"
如果離籃框很近，不進的三分球也可以算兩分6. One of the Laker Girls looks suspiciously like Pete Rose
湖人啦啦女郎其中有一人看來很像彼得羅斯(因涉賭而被終身禁賽的棒球明星)5. Whenever he's open, referee takes a shot
一有空檔，裁判就出手投籃4. Scoreboard has disclaimer: "All Scores Approximate"
計分板上的附註："所有比數均為近似值"3. The team loses even though it led in points, delegates and the popular vote
即使得分、黨代表和普選票數都領先，該隊還是輸球(這是引目前正打得火熱的美國總統大選話題)2. Jack Nicholson scores 25 points from his seat
傑克尼柯遜光坐在板凳上就得了25分1. The Knicks win
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